Lara (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} msretro) wrote,@ 2007-06-23 18:28:00 |
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Open Letters
Dear Jack-Off Family Member:
You fuck me over for 9 years, and, when the law catches up with you, you ask me to call the court and get you out of trouble? Next time you take a shit, should I fly up north to wipe your ass for you, too?
Just this once, clean up your own damn mess.
Dear Other Jack-Off Family Member:
You sit there with your new girlfriend sitting on your lap telling me how you did everything for the last GF. Meanwhile, she's 8 months pregnant and driving, by herself, to family in East Podunk West Virginia because you left her homeless.
Man up and take care of your responsibilities.
Dear Jack-Off Family Member:
You fuck me over for 9 years, and, when the law catches up with you, you ask me to call the court and get you out of trouble? Next time you take a shit, should I fly up north to wipe your ass for you, too?
Just this once, clean up your own damn mess.
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Dear Other Jack-Off Family Member:
You sit there with your new girlfriend sitting on your lap telling me how you did everything for the last GF. Meanwhile, she's 8 months pregnant and driving, by herself, to family in East Podunk West Virginia because you left her homeless.
Man up and take care of your responsibilities.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Dear Religious WhackJobs:
Masses of you are descending on my town in about a week. During that period of time, chances are excellent that you will eat in one particular restaurant downtown. If you all fail to tip the server there, I will tell Xenu where you are and send him to eat your souls.
Love,
Lara
Masses of you are descending on my town in about a week. During that period of time, chances are excellent that you will eat in one particular restaurant downtown. If you all fail to tip the server there, I will tell Xenu where you are and send him to eat your souls.
Love,
Lara
